Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
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Why don’t male musicians dress cool and extravagantly and weird anymore? Don’t y'all now you’re performers? Why do y'all just wear khaki pants and flannels with the buttons all the way up? Where’s your disco outfits? Where’s your hammer pants? Why aren’t y'all out here looking like Liberace or Elton John? Where is your David Byrne big suit? Why’re y'all charging so much for people to see you wearing t shirt and shorts? Where are the iconic musician outfits that people used to love to dress like?
Or you could just? Let people wear what they want??
Ed Sheeran I fucking know it’s you.
the fact that Ryan wrote the entirety of fever, including arguably one of the catchiest and most memorable songs of the 2000s and the line “I’ve got more wit a better kiss a hotter touch a better fuck” while looking like a fucking troll doll is so inspirational tbh…like if some grease monster with a flat ironed bob and a permanent newsboy cap can influence a generation i can at least get out of bed to brush my teeth
i have posted the audio of this before, i just wanted to post the video too because jon be very beautiful and everyone should watch and listen to this at least once in their life
Ion t know why this exists but it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen/ heard and I’m actually crying
My prediction for my fancy school entrance interview tomorrow
Teacher: so what book have you been reading?
Me: A Splitting Of The Mind...
Teacher: um ok? I haven't heard of that
Me: It's a...fanfiction...
Teacher: a what?
Me: It's, um. It's only on the Internet and uses characters from a band
Teacher: Oh... ok, what's it about...?
Me: the main character, Gerard, is a paranoid schizophrenic who's at a mental institution, then another guy (frank) who's traumatised because he's a rape victim comes, and they fall in love, but Gerard's schizophrenia gets really bad and he hallucinated that an organisation called them are coming to take "the secrets" in his brain, and he has an imaginary "friend" called Jasper who is jealous of Frank and he tries to hurt Gerard, and various things happen that lead to Gerard and Frank running away from the institution and living in various hotels for a couple of weeks (during which they have quite a lot of sex, but Gerard manages to fix franks trauma but Gerard doesn't know this) and eventually they run out of money but Gerard finds out that he is the presidents son and when he was 17, they came for him and he shot his brother, Mikey. He forgot all this because he suffered brain damage and amnesia. He thought he was dead for a long time but then found out he was actually alive, so since he and frank had run out of money they called his doctor and went to see Mikey, except his mind has reverted to that of a 6 year old because of the gunshot. Gerard is then sent to a different institution *holds back tears* for crazier people, where he thinks that they will find him. He is convinced that he will die, and writes down one of the secrets in his brain for his doctor to look at after he's died. Before he dies, he hallucinates Frank coming into his room *practically sobbing* and comforting him and reassuring him that he was fixed. Eventually, Gerard attacks who he thinks is one of their spies, but his head gets knocked on a table and he dies of a stroke, but he hallucinates it as them coming and cutting his brain open. His last words are "I know things, remember?" *crying* reflecting the fact that he somehow knows lots of things that would be impossible to know. As well as the supposed secrets in his brain, he knew the code for a door in the institution, and he knew that his doctor cheated in her senior physics exam, something that she never told anyone. In the epilogue, she and frank (who has been released from therapy and is now happy) meet up and she gives him the sheet of paper with Gerard's secret on it. Frank claims that it's nonsense, but takes the paper anyway, stating that "it was his nonsense" *pause for intense sobbing* then it's revealed that Frank is trying to help another rape victim, and supposedly uses Gerard's secret to fix him.
Teacher: ...
Me: :'(
Teacher: ...
Me: Oh also in the epilogue Frank is lamenting the fact that he never told Gerard that he loved him, and his doctor says that he knew because he knew things.
Teacher: ...
Me: Oh ALSO, at first, Gerard thinks that if he speaks then they will be able to track him down, but he still tells Frank that he thinks he's beautiful, and this is the first time he'd spoken in the 2 and a half years he'd been at the institution.
Teacher: ...
Me: the story also features Ray, who gets messages in his cereal, Bob, who can talk/listen to plants, and Bert, who thinks that godzilla is coming after him
Teacher: right.
Me: and Brendon and Spencer as interns.
Teacher: ...ok?
Me: oh and Jared Leto as a rubbish doctor.
Teacher: ...
*rolls up to your house in an old convertible with a gun in one hand, the song ‘na na na’ playing on the radio at full volume*
get in loser we’re going to battery city